I have been placed under time out for the following grievances.
Failure to wash, fold, and put away new clothes causing an intermingling in dirty and clean laundry, a huge pile on the couch, and no where for the Queen to play or Mr. B to work on homework.
Failure to consistently wash, dry, and put the dishes away.
Failure to comment on friend’s blogs, making them feel ill used.
Failure to write on (in?) my own blog.
Failure to keep sickness at bay and allow the babies to catch colds.
For penintence, I have been forced to close all comments, turn on a Jane Austen movie, and hold my little Manly tight.
Be warned. This could happen to you.
Love your favorite crazy head,
P.S. I have read all your wonderful blogs. Just pretend that I submitted the wittiest, wisest, and greatest comment of all. (Because, hello! that would totally be me.)
P.P.S. The kiddos and I are going to take a nap. Shhhhh don’t tell the grievance committee!!
P.P.P.S. I think my kids are the greatest.