Linda at Barmitzvahzilla tagged me in a fun meme in which I describe the state of my purse. One problem though–I don’t have a purse. Ok, that’s a bit of a lie. I do own a purse but it has transferred ownership over to Emily. At this moment, it is in a storage bin completely empty. Since I really don’t want to describe what is in my diaper bag, I thought I would make this into a game of What’s Inside My Imaginary Purse!
What My Imaginary Purse Looks Like
If I were to buy a purse it would be conventional. Something like this,
Notice the long straps? I dislike how most handbags do not fit around my shoulders, so I prefer a purse that I can loop around my opposite neck.
The size is another issue. I like lithe accessories. I’d prefer that my bag not be bigger than I am.
Inside My Imaginary Purse
My imaginary purse would be stocked with many childproofless things.
I, of course, would have the toilette necessities–lip gloss, chapstick, basic manicure set, powder foundation, and blush.
As I am a germophobe, I would make sure to include hand sanitizer. Since this exacerbates my already-prone-to-excema hands, I would have a large bottle of Curel lotion. Yes, it must be Curel.
To fulfill my technology needs, I would pack my imaginary iPhone in its personal case. I would probably include an extra set of car and house keys.
Finally, I would have a mini notebook and a few pens. Who knows when inspiration might hit.
I really don’t understand the rules of matching. I am sure that my purse would not have accessories that match and would inevitably clash with whatever I was wearing at the time. Still, it would fulfill its role–to carry everything I think I might need in case of an emergency. An emergency of any kind.
The Next Victims
As I am supposed to pass this on, I decided to terrorize choose
Kenzie at Unabridged Girl
Kristen at Enjoying Every Moment
and On A Silent Sea
You can choose to participate. Just remember, it’s only my feelings at stake here.